Christo Synopsis
Around the year 400 daily life between the heavily taxed Barbarian hordes and the civilized Roman Empire was understandably… TENSE. Decades of Roman exploitation have a habit of doing that but in this brutal high stakes world only one man is asking the important questions… “Is our milk sourced from free range grass-fed cows?”
CHRISTO was born in the wrong century to the wrong clan as he is afflicted with the curse of CIVILITY. Averse to pillaging, fighting and overall barbarian slobbery Christo consistently tries and fails to bring Roman-esque decency, decorum, and cleanliness to his dim-witted yet affable brethren.